Entry for 2nd May, 2008

Welcome to the Blog of the Kindly Cuppa
40 Cups of Tea With 40 Friends
is my goal in life.
And it must be done before 10th July.
Click here to find out why.
If you would like to be my friend and earn a QCT (Qualifying Cup of Tea) then let me know.
No. of QCTs to date: 15
Another QCT (Qualifying Cup of Tea). This one is a co-op red label brew which I am enjoying with my Significant Other (we are nothing if not thrifty). She is camera shy, and believes that if her picture is posted on the net, it is likely to be stolen by a Nigerian Syndicate who print her image on fraudulent bank notes, which will be used to purchase enriched uranium from shady men with Russian accents. She then believes that she will be hunted down like a dog by the CIA, and incarcerated in Guantanemo Bay.
You will note that these are risks that I eschew. Pirates of the Internet, the Good Ship Alan B refuses to bow down to your threats. I choose to sail fearlessly across the waves of the web, armed with nothing but my raw natural cunning and a copy of MacAfee Home Edition.
All this is for your entertainment of course, for you are enraptured by my on-going quest to find 40 Friends with whom to share the cup that revives.
I live to serve.