Entry for 6th January, 2009 - Piers Morgan; Man of Talent

Have you been watching Britain’s Got Talent? I was forced into it this evening as Bear Gryllis was impossible to watch whilst eating a Cheicken Balti (see my previous entry).
I hate programmes like this. It is dressed up as a talent competition, but as far as I can see, the audition rounds seem to be an opportunity for us to sneer and snigger at the mentally ill. On top of that, the programme stars slimey rat-boy Piers Morgan, whom I can’t stand. My suggestion for entertaining Saturday Night Telly, is called “Let’s Give Piers a Right Good Kicking”. What happens, is that ordinary members of the public come on and give Piers Morgan a right good kicking until a big buzzer sounds.
And then, after the big buzzer sounds, nobody stops. They just keep kicking Piers.