Entry for 22nd November, 2007

I am disturbed by the bugs on Yahoo. Every time I try to get into the Blog there are problems of one sort or another. Most likely these glitches are caused by the extraordinary traffic generated by the massive popularity of my posts – I am now up to three regular readers – but it doesn’t stop me worrying that I will log on one day to a blank screen. That would clearly be a sad loss to my future biographers, and would also annoy the tits off me.
My whole existence is now only worthwhile because of these entries.They define me. They are at the very core of my being. If they disappear, it will be like losing my memory. If they leave me now, they’ll take away the biggest part of me, Woo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo, bloggy please don’t go.