9th October, 2009 - Haw Sexy!

I will tell you today of one of my most embarrassing experiences. I was walking from my office to the town, when I saw my sister in front of me. She was maybe fifty yards in front, and striding purposefully towards the town centre. So, I thought I would give her a little surprise. So, I sneaked up behind her, until I was only a few paces behind, and then, in my best impression of a building contractor bellowed “HAW SEXY!!!” at her.

She turned, somewhat startled.

But not as startled as I was.

Because it wasn’t actually my sister. Just a lady that looked remarkably like her.

I tried an apology: “Oh – I thought you were my sister...”

She gave me a look that managed to express fear, disgust and puzzlement simultaneously.

“Oh – not that I think my sister’s sexy. Well – I suppose she is, but I don;t think so, seeing as I’m her brother. It’d just be weird if I found her sexually attractive.”

I then crossed the road, put my head down and strode off down the road at some pace.