26th October, 2009 - Help. I am Trapped In A Lift With All These Ladies

I am into double figures with my series of 42 Home Improvements. Those of you who are avid, and slightly deranged regular followers of this blog already know that I am trying to complete 42 small improvements to my life, thus turning this blog into a powerful engine for self-improvement, rather than a way to kill time.

The tenth in the series was tidying up the garden for the winter. I actually rather like gardening when I get down to doing it. Oddly, I often don’t like the thought of gardening. Somehow, the effort of putting on gardening togs, and going out to the wet and muddy world beyond the back door doesn’t seem enormously appealing from the safety of the kitchen, with a warm coffee in your hands. However, when you actually get into the garden, it’s usually ok. I mean, it’s not ok in a “Being Trapped In A Lift With 10 Bikini Models” sort of way. But it’s kind of therapeutic.

I had a dream about being trapped in a lift with 10 bikini models once. Frustratingly, it has not been a recurring dream.