I recently went to a Halloween party as the Lion from the Wizard of Oz. I was supposed to be going as the Tin Man, but the outfit acquired for me by my Significant Other left something to be desired. The roblem was that I think that it had been made for the 7-11 age group. The sheer trousers, I have to say, rode up to an almost pornographic extent, leaving little to the imagination (and I use the word “little” advisedly in this context).
Unfortunately the sight of me in my crotch hugging silver lame was not really the look that was likely to win me a lot of friends at a Halloween party where a number of chikdren were to be in attendance. So, I was hurriedly re-cast as the Lion.
Nightcap
15 years ago
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