4th October, 2009 - Klutz!

In a spate of my trademark clumsiness, I have just spilled a whole glass of red wine all over the kitchen. This is the sort of thing that hugely annoys me when the children do it, and yet, when it comes to The Klutz Factor, there is no doubt that Simon, Louis, Danii and that stick insect one would give me four yeses without hesitation. I would be sent off to Clumsy Bootcamp, where, no doubt, I would set off the fire alarm by accident.

I didn’t just spill it on our tile floor either. That would be far too easily cleaned. No. I managed to send the glass four yards through the air at precisely the correct angle to splatter our newly painted kitchen wall.

What a fanny I am.