This is how bad I am at fighting: the only time that I was ever involved in a physical fight, was when I was in my late twenties when, full of the drink, I attempted to intervene in a tussle between a pal of mine and a large thug with a fence post.
My intervention might be viewed as successful in some ways. But only if your measure of success is such that victory goes to the person who fails to land a blow and is repeatedly bashed around the bottom with a large piece of wood whilst yelling like a girl.
If you are ever involved in a fight, you should probably not involve me. But if you do, know this: I am prepared to lay down my buttocks for a friend.
Nightcap
15 years ago
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