12th September, 2009 - I Know How To Please A Lady

I have yet to try Viagra, in spite of the repeated e-mails in my in box, tempting me to a land where I can “Please My Lady” and “Make Her Scream Again.” So far, I have resisted these bold claims reasoning that I already know how to Please My Lady – a bag of chips and a hot water bottle do the trick nicely thank you. I can also Make Her Scream, simply by leaving the butter out overnight.