Can you imagine being marooned on a desert island with Nigel Slater?
Hello. I’m Nigel Slater – I’m your companion.
Oh. Good.
Look – I’ve found these coconuts and beetle larvae. And I think they’re in season. I know it’s a bit – well – gristly. But it’s so important to work with nature.
Is it?
Yeah. I’ve got an allotment you know. So I know about this stuff.
Really? Did you get those designer glasses from an aborigine then?
Don’t be silly. These are Armani. Hey – there might even be a TV series in this experience. “Nigel’s Robinson Crusoe Cuisine”. Hey. Yeah. I’m liking it. Lots of fish lightly baked in an oven of sand with fresh garden herbs. This is going to be fun.
Really? Do you think so?
What are you doing with that sharpened stick? Hey. Watch the jacket...
Nightcap
15 years ago
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