30th June, 2009 - Brad Pitt: My Less Handsome Doppelganger

Here I am, nearly 1,000 blog entries in still waiting for the phone call to say that my blog entries are to be dramatised for film, with Brad Pitt playing  me. Or that I am to be serialised in The Observer.


Ah well. I do not do it for fame. (Although, if any of you have contacts in the publishing world, please please please give me a ring. I am cheap, and am willing to sleep with you for a weekly column in Bus Timetables of Eastern Europe Quarterly). No - I do it to entertain you - my two regular readers -  and also the guy from Queensland who checks in once a fortnight according to Sitemeter. G’day cobber – just remember "That isn't a blog: this is a blog".