29th June, 2009 - Oh SatNav Where Art Thou?

I have lost my satnav.


The laughing Gods have been playing chess with my life again, and have captured the Tom Tom, leaving me forever lost. I am likely over the next few days to veer off the M8 at Junction 23 and emerge several weeks later at the Pillars of Hercules after being lured off course by several attractive women with nice singing voices.

Please send friendly demi gods to rescue me.