28th June, 2009 - But Farrah Trousers Accentuate My Middle-Aged Spread...

I find myself thinking a bit too much about tattoos and camper vans these days. I am clearly continuing in my five year long midlife crisis.

I am aware that these days I should spend more time thinking about life insurance, Farrah trousers and the snooker results. But the truth is, my idle day dreams are more often about a large heart inked on my upper arm, and trundling through abandoned country roads in an old Volkswagen split screen.

I have also had a bit of an idea of a daft project, which I aim to start as soon as I have caught up on these blogs. I will need your help and assistance too. I know you are up for a laugh. We will have a lovely time together. More on this soon.