20th July, 2009

I am not pleased with the Laughing Boy.

In a casual remark, he mentioned that he is in the process of rating all of his i-pod tracks. He mentioned, in an off-handed way, that rating the tracks presents certain advantages: you can create Smart Playlists he said.

Smart Playlists. Smart Playlist?s???

He said it in a way that suggested that even the least knowledgeable i-Pod user in the universe knows what a Smart Playlist is.The subtext of his remark was: if you do not know what a Smart Playlist is, then you probably have a very small penis.

I am now rating all of the tracks on my i-Pod. I am halfway through albums beginning with the letter B.