Grrrrr. Life in the law is not all long lunches with a nice bottle of claret and the convivial company of blonde ladies from Whiflet. Sometimes, it can be stressful. Most of the stress – as I have mentioned to you before – is caused by other lawyers. There seems to be a particular breed of lawyer whose entire raison d’être is to score points against other lawyers.
I have made a list of their names. And before I retire, I am going to meet them, one by one in a dark lift. I will be wearing a balaclava, and I intend to beat them repeatedly about the head with stupid contracts that they have drafted. It will be a slow death for them, but all the more pleasurable for that.
Nightcap
15 years ago
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