Sunday, 25 October 2009

19th July, 2009 - Off Day

I am irritable today. It is partly the cold. It is partly being up a bit too late last night following the Couch Potatoes' Part. It is partly having had the roundfaced boy whinging in my ear for a full hour. It is partly the fact that there is stuff all over the house following a much-needed attack on the attic by my Significant Other.

I have retreated to my little room, for I fear if I am forced to converse with anyone I might be forced to reach for the nearest blunt object and then bludgeon them repeatedly about the head with it until they are dead. When the police find me, I will say calmly to them, "It is not my fault. I am just having a bit of an off day. You know how it is boys."

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