The weans have given me another cold. Since they started nursery, we seem to have shared our little house with one rather nasty virus after another. It is a cozy symbiotic relationship: they get nice warm bodies to procreate in; we get to sneeze and shiver for a whole year.
It is making me wonder what is going on at nursery school. I suspect that the small people actually have a secret lab (which is probably entered through a concealed stairway under the sandpit). Down there, test tubes bubble and new strains of the common cold are brewed by four year olds in labcoats and oversize safetly glasses.
"Put me on the naughty spot would you daddy? Let's see how you like my new M1F7 strain! Mwahahahahaha. Pass the rusks Igor."
Nightcap
15 years ago
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