9th May, 2009 - Diet

I am getting fat.

I am typing this too you while a drink a can of Fosters and work my way manfully through a king size bag of chocolate buttons. (Personally, I think Cadbury's should go the whole hog, and make chocolate buttons the size of tractor wheels. Only then will I be happy).

I fear that my lifestyle is not currently very healthy. I currectly list my hobbies in "Who's Who" as: synching my i-pod; eating cheese; and alphabetisising my CD collection. I think that these are unlikely to take me to glory at London 2012. On the other hand, I am increasing my chance of a stroke in later life considerably, so it's not all gloomy.

I am going on a diet.