Me and the wife do not really get much chance for pillow talk in the mornings any more. The round faced people have put paid to that. Nowadays, we are generally roused by the dulcet tones of the round faced boy from the confines of his cot. His first word on waking is generally a very loud yell: “TALA!!!!!!”. We have lerned through trial and (regrettably) quite a lot of error that this means “Toilet”.
We have also learned that if we respond quickly to the word “TALA!!!!!”, we are generally successful in reaching the loo before serious damage is done to the mattress. However, if we are slow (generally any more that 3 “TALAS!!!!!” is the risky area) then there is a significant danger that our day is going to begin by breaking open the antibacterial wipes and a ninety degree cycle from the washing machine.
Nightcap
15 years ago
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