There are dark forces at work amongst us. Those of us who know the One True Way must stay strong, for we face an enemy who would have us take part in a practice so monstrous, so inhuman, that it strikes to the core of all that is right and good in this place we call the world.
I am speaking of Those Who Prepare Roasted Cheese Without Toasting The Bottom Of The Bread.
I know. Even to mention this is enough to make all right-minded people quiver with disgust. But we the time for action has come. We must face up to the fact that they live and walk amongst us.
Not for them the satisfying juxtaposition of crunchy toast with moist warm cheese. Instead, they sink their teeth into a soft underbelly of cool dough. And, as we all know, the only acceptable sauce with roasted cheese isWorscester, and the thought of the tangy bownn stuff soaked into the uncooked and absorbent bottom layer of what should be the king of snacks is enough to make my blood run cold.
Do not accept it any longer. Stand up and be counted.
Nightcap
15 years ago
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