Entry for October 21, 2007

As regular readers of this essential column will be aware (and if you aren't a regular reader then boy are you missing out) my Significant Other has been taking the Small Round Faced People to church of a Sunday, whilst I use the opportunity constructively to read the paper in bed.
However, my daughter is clearly concerned about my spiritual well-being. As I was bathing her the other night, she looked up at me with big blue eyes, dipped her hands in the bubbly water and then splashed it gently on my forehead whilst intoning "Weely weely water."
I was recounting the story to my Significant Other, who then advised me that "weely weely water" is smallpersonspeak for Holy Water. My daughter is trying to bring me into the fold.