Entry for November 5, 2006

My Daughter's CV
At the age of 7 months my daughter has the following skills, which I believe would be of value to any employer -
1. Saying what sounds like "dada" (but which might be "gaga", "daga" or the like) to inanimate objects. Worryingly, this includes a cuddly green dragon.
2. Drooling (obviously).
3. Imitation of yoggic flying without the flying.
4. Spontaneous bashing of nearest object when the word "piano" is said.
5. Uncanny (and possibly psychic ability derived from her maternal side) to locate dirtiest object within crawling range and attempt to eat the same.
6. Licking windows.
7. Working it. i.e. smiling at father after doing something otherwise likely to elicit disapproval.
8. Vaulting from cot.