Entry for May 31, 2007

Firstly, Mrs B has asked me to point out that her radio interview is this coming Monday, so please tune your sets to L107 at 10.30am. As you know I reckon I have about three regular readers on this page, so if you all listen in on Monday, I think that we have a good chance of tripling the station's regular audience. They may use the enhanced figures to secure the lucrative Buckfast advertising account. (Hail hail, the Buckfast wine/It's made by monks, and it gets you fine.").
I am hoping that the show is a phone in. If so, I intend to phone in using a variety of cunningly disguised foreign accents (well ok, two cunningly disguised foreign accents - I can only do Welsh and Pakistani - don't mock, it's one more than Sean Connery). I may quiz her about intimate birth marks live on air before literally tens of listeners.
Secondly, I am in the middle of a full weekend of Sketchy! rehearsals. That much exposure to a children's show is a bit like eating too many red smarties. Initially, it's a bit of a rush. Next you run around a bit like a dog eating beetroot. Finally you collapse on the floor foaming a little at the mouth and murmuring "Make the bees in my head stop buzzing. They have enough brain nectar now. Make them take it to make Ideas Honey in their Hive of the Imagination. But make them stop buzzing. Please. Please......"