I have been thinking about modern nursery rhymes today. I mean, the old nursery rhymes are fine as far as they go, but they don't really speak to us of modern life do they? When was the last time your GP prescribed vinegar and brown paper for a nasty gash to the crown?
I thought this might be a bit more approporiate -
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
Humpty called Claims Direct, and was awarded £10,000
And the best thing was he didn't have to pay a penny in fees.
Or
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Her cholestoral count was way off the chart
That's why she takes statins each day.
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