Entry for July 05, 2007

I see that the final Harry Potter book is due to come out shortly. I feel that JK Rowling may be prematurely cutting off Harry's saga, and in case she Googles herself tomorrow and ends up on this page, I wanted to suggest a new title for her. You never know, she may fall on hard times. I have worked out that if she reaches the age of 32,855 her royalties may have dried up. Given that she has enough cash to have her life extended indefinitely by drinking the milk of pregnant New Guinean Mumu Spiders, this is a real possibility.
So JK, if you're reading this at any point over the next 33 centuries, m new title is this - "Harry Potter and the Linear Plot Line". The story goes a bit like this. Harry goes back to school for another term. Everybody thinks that Snape is bad, but Harry finds out (through careful use of his invisibility cloak) that he isn't in fact bad after all, and is actually good.
What do you think? My suggestion would be to follow it up with "Harry Potter and the Non Existent Sub Plot".