Entry for January 23, 2007

I had a meeting in at a big city lawyers today, so I dressed in my traditional country hick solicitor's outfit of a straw hat, wading boots and dungarees. I took my banjo along so I could play them a scary little tune to show them that their fancy city lawyer-talk didn't scare me. No sir. Not one little bit.
"Now Mr Bayley we've made some revisals to this deed."
"Da da ding ding diiinng."
"Yes. We're not really prepared to concede that point."
"Da da ding ding diiiiiiiiiiing."
"We understand your client's concern, but really, that's as far as we can go."
"Da da ding ding ding ding ding ding dum."
"Well. If you're going to play hardball, perhaps we can re-consider."
"DingadingadingadingadingadingaDUMDUMDUM."
"All right. Have it your way. We'll sign."