Entry for February 21, 2007

F/X: CHEESY SCOTTISH MUSIC. This is a radio commercial.
Woman: (DOWN TO EARTH, WEST OF SCOTLAND ACCENT) I love Scotland because of the beautiful scenery. The mountains, the hills, and the lochs.
AFRO CARIBBEAN: I love Scotland because of the people. They’re the friendliest in the world!
OLD MAN: I love Scotland because of the healthy diet! You won’t see any fatty foods in Scotland!
ASIAN MAN: I love Scotland because of the magnificent weather. It never ever rains in Scotland!
FIFER: I love Scotland because the streets are paved with gold, and poverty has been abolished!
FEMALE CHILD: I love Scotland because there’s no monsters here! And there’s teddy bears and lollipops and gingerbread houses everywhere!
POSH BUSINESSMAN: I love Scotland for all these reasons but most of all because the Scottish Executive spends my money on brilliant adverts like this!
OLD WOMAN: I love Scotland.
ASTERN EUROPEAN: I love Scotland.
CHORUS: We love Scotland!