Entry for February 13, 2007

In what can only be described as a moment of high comedy, I walked into a lamp post today.
I was wandering up Glasgow High Street after a meeting about the Comedy Festival gig. It's a part of town I don't know very well, and I was taking in the sights and sounds of the Merchant City. I was feeling very suave and cosmopolitan, having had a working lunch in Babbity Bowsers, talking about photo calls and ticket offers and hospitality arrangement. I was congratulating myself on a successful meeting when I collided (at quite some speed) with a one way sign post that had absolutely no right to be in my path.
I'm sure that I saw some true city dwellers pointing at me. Even through the ringing in my damaged ear, I'm certain that they were making banjo noises.
I am now glad to have returned to my shack. I shall not be venturing forth into the big city for some time.