Entry for December 28, 2006

As we are approaching the New year I though I'd compile a list of sentences which I managed to live perfectly well without until 2006, but which have become a regular part of my vocabulary as a result of the arrival of the Small Bald Person -
1. "Oooh. That looks like wholegrain mustard."
2. "Where's daddy? Where's he gone? Yes - there he is!!!"
3. "Get your slevvery tiny finger out my ear/nose/eye."
4. "Has Mr Jobbington been to visit?"
5. "It's only a bit of sick."
6. "That lie in was better than sex."
7. "Daddy's not a climbing frame. Ow. Don't put your foot there darling."
8. "A-clappa clappa handeeeeees."
9. "Here comes Mister Ducky!"
10. "Where's my gorgeous girl?"
It has been a vocabulary and life expanding year.