Entry for August 18, 2007

Day 26 of The YES Experiment
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We had a gig with Sketchy! at Lanark Memorial Hall today which was fun. Not a big audience, but they really enjoyed themselves, and the show rocked along. Note to self - jokes about dog's jobbies go down particularly well in Lanark.
When I got home I put into place some of Meghan's advice from yesterday and spent half an hour de-cluttering my office. Excellent advice it was too. My desk now is not exactly a sea of tranquility, but it is certainly less of a maelstrom than before I Asked The Decorator. Once again the power of Yes has produced a positive result.
Today's yes is a bit worrying. I was asked in an advert in the paper if I needed a new lease of life. Clearly this is not something I can turn down. Life's lease is clearly nearing the end of its term, and now that I am in my fifth decade I cannot turn down the offer of an extension to the tenancy.
And how do I go about extending my mortal tenure? Apparently the answer is to buy some gents Lacoste fragrance. It is very expensive, and I do not use aftershave. I have, of course, ordered it, but I fear that it is not going to enhance my life. I fear that the new perfume and the sideburns are going to lead a number of elderly ladies to hail me as the new Englebert Humperdink.