Entry for August 13, 2007

Day 21 of The YES Experiment
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I have said Yes today to re-growing my sideburns. My wife suggested it. She gave me a sidelong glance which suggested that she knew I would have to say yes. But rules is rules.
My sideburns are a mixed blessing. On the one hand I view them as giving me a certain Mr Darsyesque charm. On the other hand, everyone else thinks that I look like the love child of Noddy Holder from Slade and a coconut (not so far fetched - if Noddy pitched up on a desert island somewhere, he would have certain manly needs, and the sight of one of those native coconuts, naked and innocent, might be too much for him to bear. Picture him reaching the point of climax and screaming "It's Christmas". ).
The last time I grew my sideburns, I appeared in front of Sheriff Cameron at the local sheriff court. He pointed out to me in front of a packed courtroom that it was difficult to recognise me with my new Beatles haircut.