Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Entry for August 11, 2007

Day 19 of The YES Experiment
If anyone's having difficulty following the theme of these blog entries, click on the link above and all will be explained.
A simple Yes! today. I was having a browse in the Yahoo groups section in the Scottish Theatre section, when I found a question asking if anyone knew where to hire a flame machine. I do. So I answered, whereas I would normally have skipped on past the post.
If I were a religious person, I would expect my reward to be in heaven. But as I am not, I would prefer my reward to be in this life. I appreciate that there must be a trade off, so if there is an afterlife, I hereby waive my rights to a reward for today's e-mail response.
In return however, whoever gets my reply should note that I expect some free tickets for your gig. And a beer. And maybe a chat afterwards with the cast. And if you want to commission me to write your next play, then my advance fee would be reasonable. I think that I am deserving of this, given that I took twenty seconds out of my busy schedule to respond to your desperate plea.

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