Entry for April 19, 2007

A TV STUDIO. WE SEE A SWEEPING SHOT OF A TV STUDIO. A big sign says DAL-X FACTOR.
MUSIC. LOUD. SHOWBIZZY.
BIMBO PRESENTER - Welcome back to The Dal-X Factor! Before the break, we heard Davros with "Somewhere Over the Rainbow". Let's just remind ourselves of the performance...
CUT TO CLIP OF DALEK ON STAGE SINGING.
DALEK - (SINGING IN A DALEK VOICE) Birds fly over the rainbow...Why oh then why can't I...Why can't I...WHY CAN'T I...I MUST FLY....I MUST FLY...OVER THE RAINBOW...TO EXTERMINATE...I...MUST...EXTERMINATE...THE...BIRDS....
CUT BACK TO BIMBO.
BIMBO - Well, did Davros find the pot of gold at the end of our judges' rainbow? Let's find out. Louis?
LOUIS - Well, Davros, I have to say, Simon said that all you were was a maniacal killing machine designed to dominate the universe, but tonight you really showed that under that tough outer shell, there's a heart with real passion.
DALEK - THANK YOU LOUIS. YOU ALWAYS BELIEVED IN ME.
BIMBO - Praise indeed. And Sharon - did Davros, last week you said Davros had to show us something special tonight - did he?
SHARON - What can I say? Tonight - from the moment you blew the the floor manager into smithereens with your laser canon - you owned that stage. Wonderful!
SIMON - I can't believe I'm hearing this from you two. It was truly awful. That was one of the worst performances I've ever heard - it was tuneless. You can't sing; you can't move. Call that dancing? It was just rolling aimlessly around the stage...
DALEK - I AM A CYBERNETIC MACHINE. I DO NOT HAVE ARTICULATED JOINTS.
SIMON - Yeah, yeah. I've heard all the excuses. You know for me, don't give up the day job. Stick to enslaving other life forms Davros.
DALEK - Oh Simon. this was my dream... my dream...you have taken my dream....THIS WAS MY DREAM...AND YOU HAVE SHATTERED IT...MY DREAM IS SHATTERED...SHATTERED...YOU MUST BE EXTERMINATED... EXTIRMINATE... SIMON COWELL MUST BE DESTROYED...
DALEK EXTERMINATES SIMON THEN GLIDES SLOWLY OFFSTAGE