Entry for April 18, 2007

10 Useful Phrases to Use Around Pregnant Ladies –
“I agree. Wispas are an essential food group.”
“I understand.”
“Flushed? No! I think you look radiant.”
“I don’t find thin women attractive any more.”
“Maternity trousers? Surely not! But they look so trendy.”
“I love shopping for sterilisers!”
“Yes! Let’s turn off Ray Mears and look at the Mothercare catalogue together!”
“You’re right! Home birth/hospital birth is the only way to go.” (Delete this one as appropriate)
“I didn’t like the two seater Mazda anyway; this lovely Vauxhall Vectra is so cool.”
“Of course you’ll be able to keep your social life afterwards.”