Entry for April 13, 2007

Top Ten Phrases not to say to pregnant ladies –
You’re not eating for ten.
Fancy a few glasses of wine tonight then love?
Look how thin Keira Knightley looks in her bikini in this copy of Lads Love Ladies!
It says here it’s really going to hurt!
I had stitches when I cut my hand – they weren’t too bad.
I might not be able to make it to the birth.
I might not be able to make it to the birth; it depends if it clashes with the Champions League.
God! This unpasteurised blue cheese is amazing.
Look – I found your old jeans – I used to really fancy you in these.
Silhouetted against that window, you look just like Alfred Hitchcock.