Entry for 8th May, 2008

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40 Cups of Tea With 40 Friends
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I popped down to the Couch Potato's for a cup of tea and a chinwag for an hour last night. I discovered him in his natural Saturday evening habitat - reclined on the sofa surrounded by empty beer cans and the remnants of a spicy Indian carry out. he looked very happy indeed.
I have, for some time believed that the Couch Potato is solely responsible for skewing Scotland's medical statistics. We have the reputation for being the sick man of Europe - smoking; poor diet; high saturated fats; enormous alcohol intake. However, I suspect that if the Couch Potato were removed from the National Data base maintained by Alec Salmond and his demonic slaves, then actually Scotland would be one of the healthiest nations in the world.
The Adviser had also popped round for dinner. He is not used to Couch's weekend habits, and as a result was sprawled on a sofa clutching his distended belly. He was rather sleepy too and I suspect that he may have to visit the chemists today for a variety of soothing ointments.