Entry for 8th December, 2008 - Nappies

I am sick of changing nappies.
There. I said it. I am a bad dad, and will be punished by the social services. I will be invited onto Jeremy Kyle’s show and I will be bood at and spat upon by the audience.
But it is true. I have been changing fucking nappies for 3 years and 1 month. Every day. Without fail. For fully one fourteenth of my life, I have been wiping shitey wee arses, and getting keech under my fingernails.
It is no longer novel. It is no longer cute. It is no longer funny. I will not miss the sight of little brown sphincters. I will not miss the smell of shite