Entry for 7th January, 2008

I have lost nine pounds since Christmas! This is excellent news, and I suspect is to do with jacking in alcohol. It's not so much the calories in the booze itself (after all six cans of Miller is one of the recommended breakfast options in the Atkins Diet as far as I understand it). However, for me a few bevvies leads me to the fridge as sure as night follows day. The chances of thre being any cheese left within a six mile radius of my house after a night on the town are vanishingly small.
I fear that my resolve will be broken tomorrow night though, because I'm going out with my friend Learned Counsel. We went to university together, and we tend to revert back to student type when we see one another. If there was a yard of ale competition I fear that we would join it, just to prove we still "have it". This is very juvenile, and I do not encourage you to behave in this way. Just say no kids. It is the right thing to do.