Entry for 5th November, 2008 - Not the Matrix

I mentioned in my last post that my Significant Other and I are no longer conversing of an evening. Instead we sit with our laptops and send one another e-mails. I think our life may be turning into The Matrix.
Well. Not exactly like the Matrix. Obviously, in The Matrix, they cast Kiannu Reaves in the lead role. They did not go for a pasty-faced, portly solicitor in his middle years. I might have got a bit out of breath in Matrix 3 when all those dudes with the sunglasses came at me.
Other than that, it is exactly like The Matrix. Except my Significant Other is not wearing leather trousers. And she doesn’t acknowledge that I am the Messiah. Unless she is doing so covertly when she says “Will you put that f*****g bin out?”
It doesn’t sound like an acknowledgement that I am the Messiah. But then, sometimes the Oracle will talk obliquely about these matters.