My daughter is the prime suspect in relation to the theft of a shortbread biscuit at the toddlers group. I believe that an injustice is being perpetrated. I may need to involve Amnesty International, and get weasel-faced celebrity whiner Bono to click his fingers repeatedly at a benefit gig.
The powers at be are trying to convict her on evidence which I regard as purely circumstantial. She was seen clutching her own half-eaten piece of shortbread. Then, apparently a few moments later she was seen happily displaying a pristine whole biscuit as she disappeared behind a play-house. Another child may have been crying. The supervisors then jumped to a conclusion.
I am distrurbed my friends. Not because my daughter is displaying criminal tendancies (you will remember that I am a Cat Burglar manquee), but because the toddlers group seem to be acting as police, judge and jury in the same matter. So much for the doctrine of separation of powers. If we cannot rely on the guardians of our youth to understand that executive and judicial powers should not be wielded by the same body, then society is truly doomed.
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Every toim oi click moi fingers another choild is oonjoostly accused of shortbread theft.
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Nightcap
15 years ago
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