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They have dug up the street where I work. I do not who "they" are, but they have added half an hour to my morning commute, and I feel I want to complain to someone. Since I can't be bothered enquiring who is responsible for the roadworks, I thought I'd moan at my readers here.
As a result of the morning delay, I now get to spend thirty minutes almost stationery outside Asda, This was not the way my life was meant to turn out. When I was young I was convinced I would be a vet for big game animals in the manner of Daktari. As far as I can tell, he was never stuck in traffic as he trundled out in his camouflaged jeep to tend to some injured antelope. There are no Asdas in Botswana either as far as I can tell, so even if there was a bit of a tailback, Daktari would be able to look at grazing water buffalo, rather than fat people loading cream cakes into their stupid four by fours.
Nightcap
15 years ago
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