Entry for 30th April, 2008

Welcome to the Blog of the Kindly Cuppa
40 Cups of Tea With 40 Friends
is my goal in life.
And it must be done before 10th July.
Click here to find out why.
If you would like to be my friend and earn a QCT (Qualifying Cup of Tea) then let me know.
No. of QCTs to date: 14
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!
Fish Face has just pointed out that my QCT (Qualifying Cups of Tea) Quest is now so far behind schedule that I need to notch up a cup of tea just about every other day if I am to make my target. This is very concerning.
I have just looked through my Rolodex and it only contains four more names, and two of them are Eastern European plumbers. The chances of rattling up enough QCTs to avoid abject failure and the derision of all and sundry is looking fairly remote.
I am feeling depressed; friendless; unfulfilled, I am an empty teapot - a flask without a refreshing brew to keep piping hot. Put me back in the cupboard of failure along with the unwanted breadmaker and the unused deep fat frier. It is where I belong. I do not deserve to be dispayed on the mantlepice swaddled in a bespoke crocheted teacosy.
Good night.