Entry for 2nd July, 2008

I know that both of my regular readers are avidly following my quest for 100STIs (100 Small but Tangible Improvements to my chaotic existence). Essentially, I am trying to improve my quality of life by 100% through small incremental changes.
Today I have to report to you that I lugged a chest of drawers upstairs into my home office. As a man who hoards far too much, I feel that you cannot ever have too much drawer space. In fact, given the option, I would choose to live in a huge chest of drawers, filled with smaller chests of drawers and so on down to infinitesimally small chests of drawers. Even then I would hope that that particle collider thing that they are firing up at the moment would discover yet smaller chests of drawers. Forget the Hicks Boson my friends - the real God Particle is a tiny chest, with drawers so small that you cannot put anything else therein. When that is discovered, as far as I am concerned particle physics will have nothing else to offer me.
I have to go now. I have to fill my chest of drawers with various bits of old shite that I have moved from drawer to drawer since my early teens.