My Significant Other has taken the children to church, leaving me alone with the Sunday papers and Radiohead on the iPod. On occasions such as this, I am very happy that there is a God and that I don’t believe in Him. I have the house to myself whilst simultaneously being assured that the more pious members of my family are destined for an eternity in paradise.
If it wasn’t for the nagging feeling that I will pay for this morning’s pleasure by infinite torment at the hands of Beelzebub and all his evil minions, I think that my Sunday would be almost perfect.
Nightcap
15 years ago
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