Entry for 26th June, 2008

I have found the car key!
The pain and frustration experienced upon the loss of losing a key, is only matched by the sheer extasy and relief at finding the said key. I am like a heroin junky who knows that the crashing lows of withdrawal are counterbalanced by the rush of a hit.
I appreciate that some of you goody goodies out there may take offence at my comparison of key retention to hard drugs addiction, but I am afraid none of you has Key Dyslexia the way I do, and so you are in no position to judge me. In fact I find your pass remarkable sanctimonious attitude offensive. Frankly, your intolerant attitude to Key Dyslexics is out of step with all right thinking people. In fact, I'd prefer that people like you didn't read this exciting blog. I don't need you, and your presence here pollutes my little pristine patch of cyberspace.
Be gone.