Entry for 26th January, 2008

Welcome to the Blog of the Kindly Cuppa
40 Cups of Tea With 40 Friends
is my goal in life.
And it must be done before 10th July.
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If you would like to be my friend and earn a QCT (Qualifying Cup of Tea) then let me know.
No. of QCTs to date: 4
I managed to borrow Bourne trilogy of films from one of my colleagues at work and I finished watching the last of them tonight. Very exciting stuff. I am now considering offering my services to MI5 as a highly trained killer, available for Black Ops anywhere in the west of Scotland.
I do not have exactly the same skill set as Jason Bourne, but I think that I have some useful alternatives that I am sure any secret service worth its salt could make use of.
Jason Bourne/Alan B
fluent in 8 languages/ can play mandolin to basic standard
deadly in unarmed combat/ have own badminton racket
trained in surveillance/ can usually find car keys inside 1 hour
can scale tall buildings/ can climb stairs (short rest required)
fearless/ gormless
can make improvised bombs/ makes a nice up of tea
deadly assassin/ can eat whole packet of Rich teas in one sitting