Entry for 24th December, 2007

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40 Cups of Tea With 40 Friends
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I am still feeling depressed about the result of the Burns Supper. I only have 364 days to come up with a speech. Morecombe and Wise took years to hone their act, but I am given only a little over 11 months. What chance does that give me? I have already been rejected by River City this year. I don't think I can face the derision of The Jolly Beggars Burns Club. If it goes badly then my career in show business will be over even before it has begun.
The Jolly Beggars Burns Club is responsible for my poor mental health. I have eaten too many fig rolls because I am depressed and comfort eating. I feel a bit sick and think that I will sue the club for damages. That will teach them.