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40 Cups of Tea With 40 Friends
is my goal in life.
And it must be done before 10th July.
Click here to find out why.
If you would like to be my friend and earn a QCT (Qualifying Cup of Tea) then let me know.
No. of QCTs to date: 4
The Couch Potato has kindly become my fourth QCT (Qualifying Cup of Tea). This is him and me sharing a cuppa at his house yesterday. He was particularly hospitable, having ordered his wife to prepare a tray of fresh scones for the occasion. (As Gordon Ramsay would say - Scone. Butter. Jam. Done!)
The Couch Potato is currently somewhat shaggy-haired. You will note that he is currently trying to cultivate a look that is somewhere between King Charles I and legendary porn star Ron Jeremy. (Couch - I think that there may be a job for you as a RJ lookalike there provided, of course, that you keep your trousers on).
For the record Couch takes his tea strongish with milk but no sugar. I am also delighted to report that Mr and Mr P use Fairtrade tea; you cannot disguise a noble heart. I imagine that the tea-pickers of Sri Lanka are currently driving around in Jaguars, as a result of the largess of people like the Potatos.
I am pleased to report that Couch remains a man of predictability, explaining to me that his plans for the day were to "sit on his couch, read the paper, drink beer and eat a curry." It is important that your goals in life are achievable.
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