Entry for 20th June 2008

The first of my 100 Small But Tangeible Improvements has not proved to be a spectacular success.
I hung a clock in the kitchen.
Now. There. See what you've alo been missing during my blogging sabbatical? You have missed tales about clock-hanging haven't you? You have been hankering after my exciting stories, and I can sense how glad you are that I am back.
But there's more. I know. I know. You are already breathless from the opening few paragraphs, but brace yourself, for this is a story with a twist. Read on if you dare.
Are you ready?
The clock is not working.
Worth the wait huh? I suspect that Warner Brothers are already sharpening their pencils with a view to buying the film rights. I imagine that Tom Hanks will play me, and Uma Thurman will play the capricious timepiece.
Anyway, I am undeterred. Only 99 of the 100STis to go.