Pehaps I should be worried. My Significant Other is spending the day tomorrow with Kylie's buff choreographer from Australia. I wouldn't say I dislike him, but he is decended from convict stock and therefore not to be trusted. I would not leave him alone in a roomful of sheep, let alone hormonal women in tight leotards. As far as I am concerned the trip to Botany Bay should have beem on a One Way Ticket.
Meanwhile I will be spending the day in the soft play area with lots of pre-school children and single mothers. I will be tired, drawn-looking and wearing Burberry loungewear.
I feel undervalued.
If only I could find some time to myself then I could get down to Pineapple studios and sculpt my body to a state of honed perfection, and then I would be popular again.
I am afraid I may be past my prime.
Nightcap
15 years ago
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